Read This Guide, Please And Thank You!

I have rarely asked this question, neither to myself nor others.
For what seemed eternal, I remained blind, groping in my attempts to glimpse an answer. That, however, has now changed.
I've recently come to realize that ignorance is bliss. This is an impossible question, I need not waste my time trying to answer it.
Why on Earth would i waste my time with something that shan't be answered? Not by me, and definitely not by others. That is unnecessary effort.

This ponder has gifted me purpose in life, why waste my time asking questions to no avail?
When i can play POSTAL 2 to my heart's content, get every achievement, murder Gary Coleman, murder Gary Coleman again, piss in my own mouth, kick that dude Krotchy in the Crotch, murder Gary Coleman, piss on my dog, murder Gary Coleman in collaboration with Al-Qaeda, all that and yada yada yada...

Go ahead and get all 89 achievements for POSTAL 2, a critically acclaimed 2003 first person shooter developed by Running with Scissors and published by Whiptail Interactive is the second installment in the Postal franchise, being released for Microsoft Windows in April of 2003, macOS in 2004, and Linux in 2005 blah blah blah. ONE OF, IF NOT THE GREATEST VIDEO GAME OF ALL TIME.
It will change your life, trust me... or don't, be a loser.

This game has given me purpose, I haven't had a shower in 3 weeks as there is no need to. Playing POSTAL 2 is my destiny, whether I do it lathered in sweat and grease as lung ravaging gunk secretes from every orifice on my body, or not.
Gather all 89, and you may have my respect. Yes... ME, the one and only. I know, right? me??? thats crazy!
Heed this message, fool... or don't, be a double loser.
Banana_5467624, signing off.