how to pee in postal (in 3 great ways!)

so, you've opened postal 2. now what?

load into a game in any difficulty, get through the initial cutscene until you have full bodily autonomy and simply press r to unzip your pants, then with m1 you're officially peeing. congrats! but wait, there are a few different and interesting ways in how you can pee

there are multiple different snazzy ways you can pee in postal, from disrespecting a grave to defacing the american flag, paradise is your oyster. here are some ideas for places to pee:

1. peeing on your fellow american - i'm sure any american would be happy to let another patriot take a wizz on them, the throwing up is just a sign of appreciation so don't be alarmed.
2. peeing on your fellow american again, only this time if they're on fire - you could probably get a career in being a firefighter this way.
3. peeing in the sky - just be careful to aim it not directly above you, or you're in for a golden shower. or, i guess do that... just don't get an sti.