hardmode tips and streaks

you will think at the beginning of this short painful journey that, "HOLY HELL THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE WHO THOUGHT THIS IS EVEN A GOOD IDEA F*CK YOU FLORIAN YOU COULD LEFT THIS GAME IN THE DUST" while that might be true, in reality after a couple of playthroughs its just gonna be "isaac but slightly harder with a f*ckton of hp ups"

look for deez items:
-dmg ups , tears ups , speed ups , health ups (ex. growth hormones, wire coat hanger, mini mush, dessert)
-items which give flight will make spikes, creeps, blocks, holes no longer a problem making your run MUCH easier (ex. lord of the pit, spirit of the night, holy grail)
-spectral tears with flight help too, cuz you can camp in blocks or holes and shoot at ground nerds and they cant do sh*t
-familiars with decent damage (ex. brother bobby, sister maggy, demon baby, little steve)
-if you are a streamer or just a lucky mf then you can probably just win by getting deez items:
brimstone, ipecac, moms knife, dr. fetus and the myth, the legend, THE EPIC FETUS

so how about we are gonna be talking about the bosses which you will encounter in literally every succesful run

1. MOM!
   i literally have no idea what has changed to mom except the fact that she can spawn wrath of the lamb enemies and Monstro with less health? i guess its just a simple mom fight dont cry about it
2. IT LIVES!!!!
   oh ♥♥♥♥ the fetus got insanely mad and he chases you like john paul 2 children (wonder whos gonna get that reference) anyways he also gonna spawn always spawn waves in da same order
   so you can memorize it and finally if you leave 1 enemy alive fetus wont spawn any enemies so YAY
3. SATAN
   the fallen which spawns during phase 1 is eternal. oh and satan lost the n word pass
4. ISAAAC!!!
   this little mf now teleports, f*cking amazing aint i am right? just stay long distance from him and dodge his tears and ya should be fine!!
5. ??????????????????????????
   you thought isaac was bad? well blue baby teleports as well, BUT during phase 2-3 he performs an attack which spawns like f*cking 10 homing shots around the room so good luck dodging that!
   just stay away from him and dodge his tears and yep you just have beaten the cancer of hardmode!
   NOW DO IT 6 MORE TIMES AS DIFFERENT CHARACTERS