HOW TO FIND BIGFOOT

WARNING! Carry on reading this! or you will be cursed by the stinky grandma! Even if you look at the word pingas! Once there was a 89 year old black grandma called Eugene and she lived at Shreks swamp because she stinked so bad! She got so stinky that even the people at the anime convention left. In the year 2001, the USSR was done with her sh!t so along with governor Pip Pirrup (the one in South Park, not the one in Charles Decks book) took her to someones random basement and forced her to take a shower! Fortunately, since her body wasn't used to taking showers, she frickin' died, with her last words being "Ahh man, I didn't lose my virginity!" Now, in our current year of 1923, she returns each doomsday at exactly 6:66 PM in the morning and comes in a 5 mile range who read this message, causing people to read this to fricking die. However, if you send this message to Abyssinia president and also copy this message on 69 myspace profiles, you won't be cursed with her stinky ahh.

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