How to make your son built like Doom Slayer

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Step 1

When your son is born, surgically implant a truck tire in his neck. This will make his neck cylindrical and thick like Doom Slayer's neck.

Step 2

Make him work out 72 hours a day. This will make him swoll like Doom Slayer. If you are somehow unable to do this, you may use the YouTube Fitness Channel method.

Congratulations!

Your son is now built like Doom Slayer! You can enjoy this fact as he glory kills you as revenge for years of agonizing torture you made him go through.
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