How to not go bankrupt buying HOI4 dlcs

step 1: don't
step 2: uhh idk play geometry dash WAIT EDITOR CUT THAT OU-
step 3: slime the dlc pricing department
PART 2:
step 4: pirate the game
step 5: get arrested
step 6: go to prison
step 7: dig out
step 8:move to a new country and start a new life
step 9: the cops there recognized you
step 10: jail again
PART 3:
step 11: beat up the biggest in the yard
step 12: you dig out again fsm
step 13: it's night-time
step 14: you have escaped
step 15: hoi4 is coming for you
step 16