The easterners guide to WORLD DOMINATION

Choosing the faction

Now, of course, if you wish to achieve WORLD DOMINATION, then you need a dominant faction of the master race. Only the finest will reign supreme. now, only a few factions are eligible for WORLD DOMINATION these are...

Parthia this is the finest faction and leader of the master race. They have fine warriors and a huge amount of land before them that is rightfully theirs, the east is their fatherland.

Armenia An average faction. but member of the master race nonetheless, a good leader could prove them not to be inferior to parthia, and achieve WORLD DOMINATION.

Pontus Can be chosen as the faction of WORLD DOMINATION in a pinch, although their blood is polluted by the surrounding turks, thracians and ♥♥♥♥♥ greeks. Although looked down on, another subject for WORLD DOMINATION

FALSE DOMINANCE

With the master race cleared we come onto the pressing matter of shameful FALSE dominance, ♥♥♥♥♥ power. Do not follow the paths of the pitiful Alexander the ♥♥♥♥♥ hiding behind his pikes or the revolting romans with their huge shields and armour. A shield can be excused but ARMOUR AND RIDICULOUSLY LONG SPEARS ARE FOR ♥♥♥♥♥♥, a true warrior fights with a spear and a shield and wears no more protection than their purple dress.

Eastern!!!

The word "Eastern" translates into "dominant" any unit with this in their name is OP and perfect for WORLD DOMINATION.
Now, you may be thinking "hey those eastern spearmen are absolutely ♥♥♥♥!" this is shameful and you have been indoctrinated by the disgusting brainwashing of the romans and greeks! But do not dispair, this guide will save you.

Eastern spearmen- the backbone of WORLD DOMINATION. you need them, and lots of them. (about 15 units per army)

Eastern slingers- not useful on their own but they are an absolute NECESSARY for your spearmen, without these those pesky horse skirmishers will smash you, but not if you smash them with a well slung rock!

HELPING UNITS

Indian elephants

Your army is nothing without a huge elephant to strike fear into your enemies, their tusks pierce even the thickest of that ♥♥♥♥♥ armour and their cries of war scream "WORLD DOMINATION"

Hillmen
You cant yell triumph untill you have some crazy axemen that swing their axes at anything and fall like pins before a bowling ball, yet useful for flanking behind your enemy, chopping away, rinse and repeat.

so then... not even the master race can be supreme without a set of good tactics to go with it. Lets start with armies

Armies
as we have already covered, you need eastern units (the only pure units) and plenty of them, you also need plenty of armies (about 6 or 7 ASAP).
QUANTITY OVER QUALITY what good are those fancy praetorian gaurd units against 2000 eastern spearmen? NOTHING! YOU WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING! YOU ARE EASTERN!

tactics
Great armies require suitable strategies, the finest is BLOBBING. BLOB EVERYONE with your masses of eastern spearmen! if the spears dont kill them, the body odour will!
once youe spearmen are in combat, flank round with any spare units (as you have so many this will be easy) and kill everyone. stomp them with your elephants! you are eastern!
eventually the enemy will come to fear the cries of your elephants and the smell of curry wafting over the battlefield, and little fight will be put up against you.

strategies
start by killing all other easterners, there can only be one master race. once you have succeeded in this conquer everyone else easily. remember to build concentration camps in regions with a high hellenic or latin culture, this increases happiness immensely. think up nice slogans to scare your enemies such as one faction, one people, one leader!

Triumph
YOU ARE EASTERN YOU WILL WIN
Even the 300 will die!

Thank you for reading my guide, you now know the recipe for WORLD DOMINATION so remember to rate up!

disclaimer..... any references to the nazi regime were completely coincidential and not intended :)

remember, EASTERN=OP