Are you da man?

If you da man, you gotta be mean, clean, and most importantly, da man. Anything less and you will be in fact, not da man. Being da man is a huge responsibility, and here are a few tips to make sure you're prepared to be da man.

Eat waffles, they dulishus
Don't eat other people, this severely affects your chance to be da man.
Most importantly, summon up the courage to stand up in front of the world and scream, -be it at your friends wedding, on the battlefield, or standing at a microphone in front of the entire council of the UN- "Who da man? I da man, das who da man."

Well here is a short video on what you can expect, when you become da man.

You da man.