You might be a noob if...

The first unit you build is a Sniper... you might be a noob.
The second unit you build is a mortar... you might be a noob.
Your favorite map is Sittard Summer... you might be a noob.
You build a sandbag wall across the map...
Your forward base is a few steps from main base...
You retreat all troops back to base because one is injured...
You quit a game when your first tank is destroyed...
You tell host to "Go!" while you are modded...
You tell host to "Go!" when you don't have the map...
You build a cache on the first point you capture...
You wait until you have 4 units to start capturing points...
You think expert AI is impossible...
You quit a winning game...
Your gun emplacements point the wrong direction...
You put fuel caches on every capture point before you have any men...
You announce to team "I am building mortars" at start...
Your ATs and MGs point in random directions where there is no enemy...
You barbwire off your main base to "protect it"...
Your first multiplayer game is against expert AI...
You build a fleet of scout cars (Kubels or Jeeps, etc.)...
You tank trap most of the map...
You do not capture, destroy or salvage AT guns left on the field...
You place all units in a single location on the map so enemy can easily nuke them...
If one of your tanks is damaged you pull all of them back for repairs...
You call other players doing better than you "noobs"...
Your favorite unit is a sniper...
You build an army of pioneers with flamers and run the herd randomly across the field...
If your men spend more time running then fighting...
Maps with bridges are your favorites...

There are so many more, but these telltale signs of noobness always give me a good laugh when I see them in a game. Hope you Rednecks enjoyed this humor.