How to be a 14yo 1337 edgelord PRO GAMER*

This guide is for all the people, that want to seem like their vermintide 2 skill is insane (while actually being kinda meh at the game and have potato aim). So basically for people like myself.

But you'll be playing Quake II instagib HUNTSMAN. This will earn you the everlasting respect of your Vermintide 2 peers by default. Don't listen to that pyro mains which claim their class to be the hardest to master. You used to be a pyro main too - but then you got bored (this is a lie but nobody knows)

(You'll be just ignoring everything that makes him actually skill based and spray and pray ahead instead).

Ideally, you and your surroundings should look something like this:

It is absolutely necessary, that that (very little) money you have and spend makes you look as cringe badass as possible.

Hiding your face is also a plus.

Also wear that cata fow frame if possible. Nobody will ever know, that you glitched it or played second or third fiddle in a good party of players, that carried you.

Where is the need for good aim to score headshots when you can body-oneshot everything while having infinite ammo?

Yes.

Also, your "squishy class, that requires situational awarness and good movement tech" basically becomes an invincible tank with stagger thp talent and a certain shielded weapon.

#Gamerlife!

Of course you chose the one weapon in Kruber's whole arsenal, which is arguably overpowered in his current state. If somebody mentions this, deny it and talk that person down. He's just envying your skill.
The "headshot damage" descriptor can be completely ignored since with your talen / property loadout, you can bodyshot just about everything. You may also miss 50% of your shots. Won't matter. Still plenty ammo left. If anybody asks or observes you, of course you claim to headshot all the time.

(If you say it enough times to yourself, you may start actually believing it - this will unlock your final form)

Love your handgun more than the girlfriend you wish to have.

Of course you never get hit. In the many rare cases you - despite your slow fast general reaction speed - it will help alot nevertheless.
You have no idea what these values even mean. Anyways, they help you to bodyshot things and melt bosses when you drink a monster energy any potion and press your ultimate at the same time.
You read somewhere on reddit, that your trinket should always have this loadout. So you go along with it.

First things first: Use your rifle as much as possible whenever possible. A far away special? Shoot it. A chaos warrior within a horde? Shoot it. A surprise hookrat around a corner? Quickshoot it (activate hipshot pro mode for that). Tagging enemies helps to snipe them out of hordes / groups of enemies.

Have I already mentioned, you should use your rifle whenever it is viable? (which is kinda most of the time).

JUST DO IT.

Ok, now for any other situations / occasions:

Use this combo when you are under pressure and/or need THP. It's actually very safe to do so.

If you are engaged in melee combat, use these combos to dish out dps. Depending on the horde density and composition, use either light or heavy attack or a mixture.

Against single targets, you have basically three options. The safer the situation, the more you commit to the follow up attacks.

Use the Spear and Shield's own dedicated special attack whenever you are under pressure by elites / armored enemies or bosses and want to do at least some chip damage regardless.

This is your ultimate burst dps combo, which inflicts devastating damage to whatever target(s).

Dont we all enjoy the quietness?

This is the state of mind you should be in before every game!

Just claim you have done all those clutches yourself one time but better.

This is how your arch enemy looks like.

Wanna try something else than being the best gamer ever?
Check out the following inspirational guides for your second/twink account!

SWISS GUARD, click here! PANZER KNIGHT, click here!

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