How to beat the game in 0 seconds! (100% works and legit!)

First of all, you gotta have the power on. If power is inaccessible for you, you can always break in someone's house.

Second: It is very important that you don't stop breathing air while reading this guide, or Dr. Kleiner's bald egg head will eat you while you're asleep!

And most importantly: Glock in.

The question is: How can you POSSIBLY beat the game in 0 seconds?

In the next section, you will find your answer. BUT be aware: the following answer is a disturbing discovery for all speedrunners and players. I've warned you. Read with care.

Load the credits.