All Unlocks In The Game

So by buying the game you will be unlocking the 4 main characters Green,Red,Blue and Orange knights
Their weapons are
-The Mace (1% Crit Chance) Level Req. 1
-Thin Sword (+1 Agility) Level Req. 1
-Sheathed Sword (+1 Magic) Level Req. 1
-Broad Ax (+1 Strength) Level Req. 1

If you bought the 2 DLC packs then you will have
-Pink Knight
-The Blacksmith

(Pink Knight DLC Weapon Unlocks)

-NG Lollipop (+5 Agility) Level Req. 1
-Broccoli Sword (+3 Defense) Level Req. 1
-Scissors (+3 Defense -1 Agility) Level Req. 5
-Cardboard Tube (+6 Agility -2 Strenght) Level Req. 15
-Buffalo Mace (+5 Strength +3 Defense -2 Agility) Level Req. 30
-Ninja Claw (+3 Magic +5 Agility [3% Poison hit Chance]) Level Req. 35
-Electric Eel (+4 Magic -1 Defense [3% Electric hit Chance]) Level Req. 30

(Blacksmith DLC Weapon Unlocks)

-The Hammer (+3 Strength -1 Agility) Level Req. 1
-Cattle Prod (+4 Defense [4% Electric hit Chance]) Level Req. 30
-Dinner Fork (+3 Magic -2 Defense [1% Poison hit Chance]) Level Req. 15
-2x4 (+2 Strength -1 Magic +2 Defense) Level Req. 10
-Lightning Bolt (+3 Magic [1% Electric hit Chance]) Level Req. 10
-Man Catcher (+5 Strength +3 Defense [3% Crit Chance]) Level Req. 35

By Buying BattleBlock Theater You Will Unlock
-Hatty
(Hatty Unlocks)
-Emerald Sword (+3 Magic -1 Agility)
-Golden Whale (Drops 1 Gold every 12 or 17 Seconds)

All Weapons:
Home Castle:
-Pinch Fork (+1 Strength -1 Agility) Level Req. 1
-Barbarian Ax (-1 Magic [1% Crit Chance]) Level Req. 1 RANDOM DROP
The Barbarian Ax Can also be unlocked by unlocking The barbarian in the king's arena
-Carrot (+1 Strength +1 Defense) Level Req. 5 [Shovel Required]

Castle Keep Store:
-Skinny Sword (-1 Strenght +1 Defense +1 Agility) Level Req. 1
Skinny Sword Can Also be unlocked by unlocking the gray knight by beating barbarian boss

Barbarian War:
-Thief Sword (-1 Strength +3 Agility) Level Req. 5 RANDOM DROP
The Thief sword can also be unlocked with cardinal pet and unlocking the thief in the thief arena

Forest Entrance:
-Leaf (-1 Strength +3 Magic) Level Req. 5 [Shovel Required]

Thieves Forest:
-Leafy Twig (-1 Magic -1 Defense +1 Agility) Level Req. 1
-Wrapped Sword (-1 Strength +1 Magic +1 Defense) Level Req. 1
-Meat Tenderizer (+2 Strength -1 Agility) Level Req. 1

Thieves Store:
-Twig (+2 Magic -1 Defense) Level Req. 1
44 Gold

Tall Grass Field:
-Lobster (-1 Strength +1 Agility [1% Crit Chance]) Level Req. 5 [Shovel Required]
-Umbrella (-1 Strength +3 Defense) Level Req. 5 [Shovel Required]
-Wrench (+1 Strength -1 Magic [2% Crit Chance]) Level Req. 5
-Fish (-1 Magic [2% Ice hit Chance]) Level Req. 5 [Sandwich Required]
-The Club (+5 Strength +5 Defense -3 Agility) Level Req. 20 RANDOM DROP

Flowery Field:
-Refined Mace (+1 Strength +1 Defense +1 Agility) Level Req. 10 [Shovel Required]
-Rat Beating Bat (+2 Strength +1 Defense) Level Req. 10 RANDOM DROP
Rat Beating Bat can also be unlocked by unlocking the beekeeper
-Light Saber (+2 Agility [2% Electric hit Chance]) Level Req. 10 RANDOM DROP
Light Saber can also be unlocked by unlocking the conehead beating the volcano's arena

Wedding Crash:
-Apple Peeler (-1 Strength +1 Magic +3 Defense) Level Req. 10 [Shovel Required]

Church Store:
-Staff (+5 Magic -2 Defense) Level Req. 10
195 Gold.
-Practice Foil (+1 Magic -1 Defense +3 Agility) Level Req. 10
210 Gold.

Lava World
-Black Morining Star (-3 Strength +1 Magic +1 Defense [4% Crit Chance]) RANDOM DROP
Level Req. 20
Black Morning Star can also be unlocked by unlocking Fire Demon.
-Skeletor Mace (-2 Strength +3 Defense +5 Agility) RANDOM DROP Level Req. 20
Skeletor Mace can also be unlocked by unlocking the Skeleton

Volcano Store:
-Clunky Mace (+5 Strength -2 Agility) Level Req. 10
240 Gold.

Industrial Castle:
-Half Sword (-1 Magic +2 Defense) Level Req. 5 Behind Bushes starting the level
ZigZag (+3 Magic +1 Defense -1 Agility) Level Req. 10 [Shovel Required]
-Fencer's Foil (+1 Strength +1 Magic +1 Agility) Level Req. 10 RANDOM DROP
Fencer's Foil can also be unlocked by unlocking the fencer
-Dual Prog Sword (+3 Strength +3 Defense [1% Crit Chance]) Level Req. 20 RANDOM DROP
Dual Prog Sword can also be unlocked by unlocking the brute
-Ugly Mace (-2 Magic +6 Defense [1% Crit Chance]) Level Req. 20 RANDOM DROP
Ugly Mace can also be unlocked by unlocking the industrialist
-Pointy Sword (+1 Magic +2 Defense +2 Agility) Level Req. 15 [Cardinal animal orb required]

Pirate Ship:
-Sai (-2 Defense +6 Agility [2% Crit Chance]) Level Req. 20 RANDOM DROP
Sai can also be unlocked by unlocking the ninja

Desert:
-Falchion (+1 Strength +3 Defense) Level Req. 10 [Shovel Required]
Falchion can also be unlocked by random drop,unlocking saracen or royal guard

Alien Ship:
-Alien Gun (1% Fire hit Chance) Level Req. 1
Alien Gun Unlocks by unlocking the alien after beating level

Desert Chase:
-Kielbasa (+1 Strength +1 Magic [1% Crit Chance]) [Shovel Required]
-Pumpkin Peeler (+3 Strength -2 Magic +2 Agility) Level Req. 10 [Shovel required]

Sand Castle Roof:
-Curved Sword (+3 Strength +3 Magic -1 Defense) Level Req. 15 [Shovel Required]

Marsh:
-Fishing Rod (-1 Strength [1% Electric hit Chance]) Level Req. 1 [Cardinal Animal Orb Required]
-Gold Sword (+4 Magic +1 Defense) Level Req. 15 [Shovel Required]
-Candlestick (-1 Strength +2 Magic [3% Fire hit Chance]) Level Req. 15 [Shovel Required]
-Panic Mallet (+1 Strength [3% Crit Chance]) Hidden in a tombstone at the start of the level
-Snakey Mace (+5 Magic -2 Defense +3 Agillity [2% Poison hit Chance]) Level Req. 20
RANDOM DROP,
Snakey Mace can also be unlocked by unlocking the snakey

Swamp Village Store:
-Thick Sword (+2 Strength -1 Magic +5 Defense ) Level Req. 15
310 Gold.

Peasant Arena:
Wooden Spoon (-1 Magic +2 Agility) Level Req. 1
Wooden Spoon can only be unlocked by beating the arena and unlocking the Peasant

Medusa's Lair:
-Playdo Pasta Maker (+3 Magic +3 Defense -1 Agility) Level Req. 15
-Chewed Up Sword (-1 Magic +4 Defense +2 Agility) Level Req. 15 [Shovel Required]
-Broad Spear (-2 Strength +5 Agility [2% Crit Chance]) Level Req. 15

Full Moon:
-Gladiator Sword (+1 Strength -1 Magic +3 Defense [2% Crit Chance] Level Req. 15
Gladiator Sword can also be unlocked by unlocking stove face and by random drops.
-Key Sword (-1 Strength +3 Magic +3 Agility) Level Req. 15 [Cardinal Animal Orb Required]
-Fishing Spear (+5 Strength +2 Magic -3 Agility) Level Req. 15 RANDOM DROP
Fishing Spear can also be unlocked by unlocking the Iceskimo

Snow World:
-Chicken Stick (+2 Magic -1 Defense +1 Agility) Level Req. 5 [Shovel Required]

Snow Store:
-Lance (+4 Strength +2 Defense -2 Agility) Level Req. 15
380 Gold.
-Bone Leg (-2 Strength +5 Agility [2% Poison hit Chance]) [Shovel Required]
-Butcher Knife (+5 Strength -2 Magic +2 Agility) Level Req. 15
400 Gold.

Ice Castle:
-Ribeye (+4 Strength -2 Magic +4 Agility) Level Req. 20
-Ice Sword (+2 Magic [3% Ice hit Chance]) Level Req. 20 [Shovel Required]

Wizard Castle Interior:
-GlowStick (-4 Strength +5 Magic +5 Agility [1% Electric hit Chance])Level Req20 RANDOM DROP
GlowStick can also be unlocked by unlocking the cult minion.
-Wooden Mace (+2 Strength +2 Defense +2 Agility) Level Req. 20 [Shovel Required]
-Evil Sword (+2 Magic +7 Defense) Level Req 20. Wait a little bit after you beat the necromancer and the sword will drop from the sky
Evil Sword can also be unlocked by unlocking the necromancer.
-Unicorn Horn (-3 Strength +6 Magic +1 Defense) Level Req. 15
Defeat painter when a unicorn is alive and the weapon will drop

Final battle:
-Demon Sword (+2 Strength +2 Magic +2 Agility [2%Fire hit Chance]) Level Req. 20
After Beating the final boss when its at his dying animation he will drop the sword
and you need to quickly take it before it dissapears

After Credits:
-Rubber Handle Sword (+2 Strength -2 Magic +3 Agility) Level Req. 10 [Shovel Required]
There will be a thief shooting arrows and it will be a little bit tricky to pull the sword soo its recomendable to do it in Co-op

Insane Store: Insane Store Unlocks After beating the game
-Gold Skull Mace (+3 Strength [4% Crit Chance]) Level Req. 30
900 Gold.
-NG Golden Sword (+5 Strength +5 Magic -3 Agility) Level Req. 30
1300 Gold.
-Chainsaw (+5 Defense [5% Crit Chance]) Level Req. 30
1500 Gold.

[INSANE MODE WEAPONS]

Castle Keep Store:
-Wooden Sword (+1 Strength +1 Agility) Level Req. 5
180 Gold.
-King's Mace (+3 Strength +2 Magic +3 Defense) Level Req. 20
King's Mace Unlocks By unlocking the King

If you're not a high enough level to use a weapon and you try to pick it up it will just disappear. If you do not have the weapon, you'll still have it unlocked.

Playable Characters that have a starting weapon of a higher level can switch to a different weapon and switch back to their respective starting weapons at Level 1.

EXTRAS:
Boomerang (Thieves Forest [Cardinal Required])
Shovel (Desert)
Horn (Corn boss)
Bow (Barbarian War)
Sandwich (Volcano Store)
Bombs (Thieves Store)

All Orbs:

Blacksmith:
Sherbert
Effect: Jump Higher

Home Castle:
Mr.Buddy (Shovel Required)
Effect: Dig Faster

Forest Entrance
Owlet
Effect: Finds Hidden Fruit in trees/bushes

Thieves Forest
Seahorse
Effect: Walk Faster In water
Hidden Effect: +2 Agility

Troll (3 Bombs Required)
Effect: Heal 1% Of health Every 10 seconds

Tall Grass Field
Rammy (Defeat Bear Boss)
Effect: Knocks enemys down
Hawkster (Horn Required)
Effect: Attacks enemys on the ground by 1 damage and if the enemy is dead hawkster brings you fruit
Burly Bear (Sandwich + 2 bombs required)
Effect: +3 Strength +1 Defense

Pipistrello's Cave
Bitey Bat (Defeat Pipistrello)
Effect: Bites the enemy's head leaving him paralyzed and slowly dealing damage can crit freeze ignite depending of what weapon you have

Church Store
Monkey Face
Effect: Increases Luck on finding items or drop weapons
325 Gold.

Parade
Meowburt
Effect: +3 Agility

Cyclops fortress
Snoot (2 Bombs Required)
Effect +4 Strength

Volcano Shop
Spiny
Effect: +4 Defense
300 Gold.

Industrial Castle
Cardinal (Defeat beefy brute)
Effect: Brings Hidden items
Hidden effect: +2 Magic

Desert
Giraffey (Shovel Required)
Effect: Increases XP gain by 10% (1.1x)

Alien Ship
Install Ball
Effect: Shoots purple photons at enemies dealing low damage

Desert chase
Zebra (chase and defeat the saracen that has the animal orb)
Effect: Finding Fruit in grass is 100% chance
Hidden Effect: +2 Magic +2 Agility

Sand Castle Interior
Scratchpaw (2 bombs required)
Effect +2 strength +2 agility

Marsh
Frogglet (Shovel Required)
Effect: Picks up items with tounge
Snailburt
Effect: +5 Defense -2 Agility

Swamp Village Store
Piggy
Effect: Increases the amount of hp the food gives
290 Gold.

Medusa's Lair
Chicken (Shovel Required)
Effect: +1 Strength +1 Defense +1 Agility

Snow World
BiPolar Bear
Effect: Completely Destroys An enemy with 8% of their health applies to friends and enemies
can ignite freeze poison crit depending of what weapon you have
Yeti
Effect:Prevents player from being frozen
Hidden effect: +2 Strength

Snow Store
Pazzo
Effect: Points where a buried item is even if its hidden
Hidden effect: +2 Defense
455 Gold.

[INSANE STORE]
Dragonhead
Effect: Occasionally shoots fire dealing decent damage
1100 Gold.
Pelter
Effect: Occasionally shoots snow balls dealing decent damage
1100 Gold.

Hidden Orb
Beholder (Key Sword Required)
Effect: +4 Magic
Location: Blacksmith (Locked door)

All Characters:
Green,Red,Blue & Orange Knight: Available at the start.
Gray Knight: Beat the barbarian boss
Barbarian: Beat king's Arena
Thief: Beat Thieves Arena
Alien: Beat Alien Ship
Peasant: Beat Peasant's Arena
Conehead: Beat Volcano's Arena
Stove Face: Beat the game with Gray knight.
Industrialist: Beat the game with blue knight.
Fencer: Beat the game with industrialist.
Fire Demon: Beat the game with Orange knight.
Iceskimo: Beat Ice arena.
Bear: Beat the game with Skeleton
Skeleton: Beat the game with red knight.
Royal guard: Beat the game with green knight.
Saracen: beat the game with royal guard
Ninja: Beat the game with Fire Demon
Beekeeper: Beat the game with barbarian:
Civilian: Beat the game with peasant
Snakey: Beat the game with thief.
Brute: Beat the game with iceskimo.
Open Faced Gray knight: Beat Catfish on insane mode.
King: Beat pipistrello's cave on insane mode.
Necromancer: Beat industrial castle on insane mode.
Cult minion: Beat ice castle on insane mode.
Hatty: Own Battleblock theater
Pink knight & Blacksmith: Have both DLC's

All Achievements:
Kay Eye Ess Ess: On a Multiplayer game (dosent mattet the amount of players) Kiss every single princess in the game

Tip: Dont let the other player kill you and use crit weapons for luck

Traditional: Beat the game with any character

Tip: Relay on Strength in the Final Battle

The Traitor: Beat any boss by playing as one of his own minions.

Tip: Use Barbarian as he is the closest to get the Achievement.

Deer Trainer: Dont get hit in Abandonaded Mill

Tip: Try to not get hit by the wood and follow the other deers

Conscientious Objetor: Complete through the Barbarian Boss without attacking any Enemies

Tip: Plug another controller and play with 2 players, one player focus on killing the enemies as the other one just protect himself with the shield.

Maximum Firepower: Fling a knight with maximum power in flowery field

Tip: Just. Try your best

Arena Master: Win 40 Arena Ranked Matches.

Tip: Good luck finding people lmao this Achievement is soo hard to get due to the game being dead soo Good luck on that *wink wink*

Melee Is Best: Beat any boss without magic

Tip: Increase Strength.

Treasure Hunter: Dig up 10 items

Tip: By playing normally you will get this Achievement just watch the X's in the ground and dig up 10. (You can replay levels for this)

Medic!: In a 4 player game revive each of fallen comrades at least once

Tip: Plug 3 controllers and play a 4 game and let the other 3 players die and revive them.

The final countdown: Survive until 2:30 In back off barbarian

GOOD LUCK....

EXTRAS:

There are Old Achievements that got removed for Unknown Reasons or cause the minigames from that versions got removed like

Glork: Win 20 All You Can Quaff Ranked Matches.
This was an old minigame from the Xbox 360 Version

Social Networker: Reach 20 hits in a single Volleyball rally.
This was an old minigame from the PS3 Version

You Are Insane: Complete Insane mode and become the ultimate Castle Crasher.
This was Removed for Unknown Reasons maybe cause it was too hard? i dont know.

Here i will Give some tips for the insane mode:
1- Getting A good Crit Weapon.
Here are some good Crit weapons
-Man Catcher
-Gold Skull Mace

Man catcher is a bit lower crit chance but has more strength and has more defense while the gold skull mace has 3 strength but has a higher crit chance

2- The best animal orbs
-Snoot
Snoot is a good animal orb if you wanna relay on strength
-Hawkster
Hawkster is a good animal orb if you want to get health for every kill
-Piggy
Piggy is a good animal orb for the necromancer fight since every enemy drops food
-BiPolar Bear
BiPolar bear is good if a boss has a high amount of hp and its near death this animal will go insane with the boss and kill em faster than you do
-Monkey Face
Monkey Face is good if you want to get food

3-The best characters for insane mode

-Industrialist
Has a very good magic and its DPS is crazy
-Fencer
Same as industrialist
-Fire Demon
His magic has a high DPS and burn the enemys
-Red Knight
High DPS Magic and stun enemys including beefys
-Blue Knight
Not Soo high Dps Magic but freezes the enemies down letting them easy to hit

4- At what level Should i Start?

-I recommend at Level 30 and in Thieves forest on insane farm at 78 with troll mother cause she drops a lot of enemies and gives a lot of XP and at Level 78 you are fully on upgrades

Welp This will be it
Hope it helped
Have Fun Crashing some Castles