Experiencing the True and Best Joy of Friday the 13th: The Game

There are a few paths to take when repairing the car. For maximum enjoyment, however, you really only need to focus on one path: find the keys. Preferably, find or acquire both sets of keys, but you really only to find one set.

Once you have acquired the keys, to truly relish the final stages of joy in game, wait for other people to do the work of locating and installing the battery and gas.

Once the peons...I mean, peasants...er, rather, the other plays have done the leg-work of repairing a car, you may proceed to Stage 2.

With keys in hand and car repaired, proceed to the repaired vehicle, enter it, and start it up. Jason naturally may be nearby. Feel free to juke, avoid, taunt, persuade, or lead him around as needed. Your priority, however, is to enter and start the car so that you may proceed to Stage 3.

The best stage.

Commence to driving over every counselor you can find. This is the height of game pleasure as you plow into each counselor and hear their screams of agony. Every broken bone and blood splatter should be savored as one does with a fine wine.

You can also approach this stage in several ways. You can catch them unaware as they run through the woods or down a road or path. You can bait them into approaching the car and then run them down like the prey they are. If you find a Jason who speaks the same language you do, you can even engage him in a contest of who can rack up the larger kill count.

Feel free to drive over corpses of the recently deceased. This serves several purposes, not the least of which as the vehicular equivalent of tea-bagging.

Once all the counselors are dead, you can escape or be killed by Jason. It really doesn't matter, as the end result is the same: the round ends and you receive the accolades and adoration of the people you ran over.

Enjoy the moment. Accept the fanfare.