Never get eaten by an amazing chest ever again

Prepare to test the chest by standing near the chest, with a weapon of your choice

Hit the chest with your weapon from step 1. If it attacks you, it's not a real chest - fight it to the death. If it does nothing, you can safely open it

Pick up your loot, and you're done.

You have successfully learned to operate a piece of furniture without being killed.

Well done!