Dat1Scrublord's guide to winning as Germany every time (WW2 edition)

Sid Meier's Civilization V133 views2 favorites1 min readby Dat1ScrubLordView on Steam ↗

Step 1: Kill and Annex your neighbors

Everyone knows if you TRUELY want to be the Germans during ww2, this is a neccisary first step. If you don't, you're just not a true German warrior.

Step 2: DON'T invade Russia

Just avoid them at all costs. This is a very common and easy mistake to make. In fact, this is generally considered the biggest mistake Germany made during WW2 in real life!

Step 3: DON'T commit genocide on multiple groups

I get it, you want to knock off a few racial or religious groups, and that's okay, but do ONE group at a time. Very easy mistake to make, yet again Germany actually did this.

(yes I know you cannot commit genocide in the game, it is a joke)

Step 3: Declare war on ONE nation at a time

Yet again, a huge mistake that can be easily made. Some times, you won't even be the one to declare war, but try not to declare war on one nation at a time because if you do, you can get screwed very easily.

Step 5: Take no prisoners!

If you take prisoners, you'll have more countries trying to get those prisoners back, making more nations come after you. That's just not okay. So don't take prisoners.

Step 6: If all else fails...

If all else fails, take a page out of the Kurt Cobain hand book and end it all, but in a bunker. While Russia is right outside.

( Do not ACTUALLY kill yourself IRL no matter what. If you are contemplating suicide, call this number in the US or Canada: 1-800-273-8255 people care about you, just don't.)