Halo: Reach, for the brainless

Halo: Reach

Summary of Basics:
Alien invade planet
Alien=(Bad)
Human=(good)
Planet=(good)

Summary of story:
Alien try to burn the planet with space ships
human robot people say "no"
human robot people take forever nap to save planet
The planet was still burned
Sad ending

Summary of people:
Technology lady got sniped
Big dude blew himself up
Scary man got stabbed
Blue captain flew into robot insect
Sniper man survived

Reviews:
10/10