how to be number one

“Are you, uh, a Metal gear?”
“Well, uh, technically... nah.”
“Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real snake?”
“Nah.”
“Have you ever tried a disguise?”
[“Nah, nah...”
[“Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!”

Hey!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run

But first you have to come up with a master plot
The only there you have to think a lot

Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
(Shh)
What do you wish for?
I want to be close to you
Forever, forever that's all I want and yet…
(!)
(No, don't touch that!)

Love deterrence
Look! It's the beginning of the game
Look at these straightforward thoughts
Now I'm overflowing and I start to run
I don't want to be alone any longer!
Look at me!

Everything leads to you
No matter the past or the future, forever
And ever…

This encounter will change the world
After school in the classroom
Now just the two of us
This is a chance given by God
Time merely passes by

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
Throw it on him, not me!
(Ugh, let's try something else)

Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!
(Ha ha ha, AAAAAAAAAAA! what are you doing!?)

Hey!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One

Love deterrence
Look! It's the beginning of the game
Look at these straightforward thoughts
Now I'm overflowing and I start to run

We are Number One
ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
We are Number One
We are Number One
We are Number One
Number One

Love deterrence
Look! It's the beginning of the game
Look at these straightforward thoughts
Now I'm overflowing and I start to run

WOOOAAAAH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Villain Number One

WOOOAAAAH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hey!

Hey!

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One

I love you; I hope these thoughts reach you
I'm sure one day it’ll come true
Such feelings are too painful

Please stop…
Love deterrence

Don't let your kids watch it!

(♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that took an hour to write)