How To Mr.AAAAAGHH WOBOBA Arbiter

To Mr. AAAAAGHH WOBOBA Arbiter You Must Start By Realizing That You Are The Split Lip And Instead This Time You Will Have To Fight The Humans. After Having An Epiphany You Are Then Marked A Failure Like An Asian Kid Who Failed Their Math Test. You Are Then Sent On Multiple One Way Trips But You Live Because Your Just That Cool. After Fighting Space Terrorists And Funny Space Zombies The Truth About The Space Donuts Is Revealed To You By The Light Bulb After Such A Racial Conflict Is Started And You Must Team Up With John Halo And Lead A Minority Army Against The Oppression Of Space Racists. You End By Killing The Prophets Who Betrayed You In A Beautiful Moment Of Poetic Justice And Blowing Up The Last Space Donut Then Never Appearing Again. ( Yes I Played Halo 5 But He Was In It For Like Two Seconds And It Doesn't Count. Sorry If This One Wasn't As Short And Sweet As The Last One.)