how to not suck

Castle Crashers225 views2 favorites1 min readby Master VirginView on Steam ↗

gameplay basics

to walk use to controller joystick or if you are using a keyboard then throw it away because that is not how you play castle crashers that is how to show you are a little baby who knows nothing about anything

to attack mash the buttons because it works wonders

how to use your skill points and were to put them

Put almost all skill p-oints into magic and defence and never put any in agility

get in the groove

put on some music when playing or listen to the ost. don't worry about haedphones because everyone needs to listen to the banger soundtrack that slaps hard then every single dad with the leather belt combined.

get friends

the game is better with friends but if you don't have any remember to get a white van or don't pay your taxes that way you can have a bunch of friends

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