How to Not Suck

The Binding of Isaac369 views1 min readby goodbyeView on Steam ↗

1) Step 1 (the only Step)

in order to not suck at this game you have to have all of these qualities

Not be a farqueer2) accept the Holy Onion Peeler
3) shrek urself

After you have done all of those steps you are able to be not sucking

spawn in game
pray to shrek
kick ass

Once you have started to kick ass just spam buttons and be cool

Thats how you get rekd

Op is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Shrek is love
Shrek is life

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