How to play DOOM

DOOM★ 4 · 341 ratings11k views88 favorites1 min readby SgtJBUpdated 16 Apr, 2020View on Steam ↗

Steps

Steps on how to play doom

snort a few lines of coke
chug 5 bottles of mtn dew
load into doom
wait for the long waiting screen
play the entire doom soundtrack of all the games over the main game
let the metal slam and kill your ears
shoot the living hell out of anything you see
be too pissed off to die
enjoy hell
repeat

Soundtrack choices

Like i said in the steps, you have to play a soundtrack over the main soundtrack itself. It's extremely important to this or else you won't be able to kill any demons and you will be proven to be flat out stupid.

These are pretty much the most essential things you'll need to play Doom excluding cocaine.