Project Zomboid Guide (For Zombies)

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Rule 1: Finding Food

Do not eat grass. Grass is green. Not tasty.
Do not eat rocks. Rocks hurt teeth.
Look for pink soft things inside human heads.

Rule 2: How to Speak

Do not use long words. Long words make head hurt.

If another zombie steals your arm, say: "Ugh? Grrr!"

Rule 3: Walking

Not run. Running is for alive people.
Drag one left foot. It looks cool.
Keep hands out in front. Like you want a hug. But do not hug. Bite .

Rule 4: Dangers

Watch out for fast humans with metal sticks. Metal sticks go BANG!
If a human throws a burning bottle, do not stand near it. Fire turns you into a crispy, glowing zombie. Glowing is cool, but you burn to ash.
If you hear BANG! BANG! in the distance, it means a stupid human with a shotgun is playing. If you go there, your head will turn into red soup.

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