HOW AN AUSTRALIAN PLAYS SQUAD

Grab ya self a magic waterpipe, the glass barby or a couple long necks.
Whatever tickles ya fancy
Marksman only, all we needed for the germans was a bolt action.
Launch it off a hill, type “logi bugged,” alt+f4.
“WHO TOOK ME FUC*KEN AMMO C*UNT”
(Only do this in squad or command chat.)
Background noises should always include: Junkies getting bashed, didgeridoo going off, magpies screaming.
Rejoin under the username “Piss in the bottle for me”
Start arking cun*ts again.
Congratulations you have made zero impact.