How to scream!!!!

1. Open Project Zomboid (Optional)
2. Go to a savefile or start one
3. When a text tells you to click, think about your life for 30 seconds and if is reasonable to touch grass and then click the screen
4. When you enter the game, press: W - A - S - D (The arrows doesn't work)
5. Good Boy! Now you know how to scream!

[ALERT! THIS GUIDE IS ONLY MADE TO MAKE YOU LOSE HOPE ON HUMANITY; IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO READ THIS GUIDE, KEEP IN MIND THAT THE NOX VIRUS AGAINST YOUR COMPUTER WILL BE NEVER BE ZERO. IF YOUR PLAYTIME ON PROJECT ZOMBOID IS LESS THAN 42 HOURS, DO NOT READ THIS ARTICLE. IF YOU HAVE BUILD 41, READ THIS ARTICLE. AND IF YOU HAVE ANY MOD THAT MAKES YOU HAVE A SOUNDTRACK INSIDE PROJECT ZOMBOID, ONLY READ THE SECOND PAST "," AND UNINSTALL THE WINDOWS FILE. (IN CASE YOU HAVE ANY OS THAT IS NOT WINDOWS LIKE LINUX, INSTALL SPOTIFY OR ANY APPLICATION TO PLAY MUSIC AND MAYBE GO TO POINT 4 IN THE "()" PART AND READ IT 34 TIMES.)]