How to convince yourself that a Fallout NV Remake is incoming

Coping can be an extremely mentally-taxing activity which is why it is important to learn from those who came before you such as the following.

Bloodborne remake psych ward patients:

Bloodborne Enthusiasts are still debated among scientist on whether their behaviour can still be considered human. These creatures will look at any word Sony says and take it as confirmation for a remake even if the information they have is fake.
Now to apply what they have learned to new vegas. Take this image and do as bloodborne fans would:
If you said "WOW BETHESDA IS FINALLY LETTING OBSIDIAN DO IT" then well done you have past the frist coping test

In ages past a third installment of a popular video-game franchise was prophesied but it never arrived.
Though their numbers have dwindled over the years the remaining apostles of this belief have zeal for the coming of the legendary number 3.
Their Routine involves looking at datamined excel spreadsheets "confirming" their belief.

Now applying the discussed method to a A New vegas remake setting this is how all numbers encountered in your life should be treated from now on:

Oblivion players have started using tactics discussed in coping for a TES IV remake that they believe is coming 2025. They however do not bring anything new to the table as seen by the lack of evide-........



NO WAY
Now Always make sure to post remake suspicions while you are emotional and cannot make proper judgements then post them in a frantic order that would be nonsensical to an outsider.Something i definitely won't do in the next section.

Once the remake releases I will have a guide on how to complain about every minute detail the outsourced dev team changed in the game and how it affects the socio-economical sector of West-Side.
Thank you