HOW TO TALK TO WOMEN (9% of the time it works everytime)

After you buy the game press the play button.

After you have opened the game proceed to beat it, this shouldn't take you longer than 20 minutes also 100% all the dlc's if you don't nothing beyond this point wont work.

This is one of if not the most important step in this ENTIRE GUIDE. Take a shower, wash your hair brush your teeth, fondle your balls and eat a mint.

Scope out all the houses in your neighborhood (if you live on an isolated farm im sorry your journey ends here,be strong my brother) find one that houses a woman, If more than one woman lives in your neighborhood take your pick. After you have decided what woman you would like to talk to let yourself into their house, woman love a man who takes initiative. After you have entered the house find the woman and start friendly banter and conversation (your doing great champ)

the end.