HOW TO BEAT DARKEST DUNGEON

YOU WILL NEED IS REYNALD AND DISMAS
YEP THAT'S IT THAT'S THE TEAM,THOSE TWO SHALL CARRY YOU TO VICTORY

REYNALD

HE IS A LITTLE GOBLIN,HE LIKES TO TOUCH ♥♥♥♥ THAT HE NOT SUPPOSED TOO
WHY DID I SELECT HIM YOU MAY ASK?
FOR THAT MY ANSWER IS "DEUS VULT"
PLUS HE HAS COOL ARMOR,I DON'T THINK I HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF MORE THAN THAT

DISMAS

HE USES GUNS,JUST AS THE FOUNDING FATHER'S INTENDED
HE NEVER MISSES,HE HITS HARDER THAN MY STEPFATHER

GET TO THE HAMLET
GO INTO THE DUNGEON WITH 0 TORCHES AND FOOD
WE DON'T NEED THAT STUPID STUFF

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??
IT WANTS A TORCH? OK???

WHERE THE ♥♥♥♥ AM I??
WHAT IS THAT THING??
OH DEAR GOD AHHHHHH!!!!!

I saw it, I tell you! I saw it with my own eyes, lurking in the shadows, a shape so twisted and grotesque that even the darkness recoiled in fear. Its tendrils writhed and slithered, reaching out to ensnare any unfortunate soul who dared to glance upon its form.

The air grew thick with an unholy stench, like the rot of centuries festering in the bowels of the earth. And its eyes... oh gods, those eyes! They pierced through me, tearing at my very soul, revealing the abyssal depths of its malevolence.

I tried to run, to flee from its grasp, but it was as if the very fabric of reality itself had been warped by its presence. Madness whispered sweet promises in my ear, urging me to embrace the darkness, to succumb to the void.

I tell you, there are things in this world that defy all comprehension, horrors beyond imagining that lurk just beyond the veil of our reality. And once you've glimpsed them, there's no turning back. They haunt your every waking moment, lurking in the shadows, waiting to drag you down into the abyss.

IT CAN'T BE REAL
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